Can jokes
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
"Gwen, can we talk..."
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."