Can jokes
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
"Gwen, can we talk..."
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.