Can jokes
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.