Can jokes

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.

Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why do orphans become hookers?

'Cause they can call someone "daddy."

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

Can teachers give homework to orphans?

Person 1: Somebody farted.

Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.

What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?

They can both flash.

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.

My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.

Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."