Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying the person feels like a rose bush because they're all messed up (mangled), they can be a pain to be around (hurt), they're "red" which could be blood or anger, and people only like one part of them, like maybe just their looks or one good thing about them. Get it? Probably not.