Can jokes
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."