Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Can Jokes
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
