Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
The Swearing Bet
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny thinks he's a smarty-pants, right? He makes a bet that he can get his buddy to swear. Then, BAM, he says he did the nasty with his buddy's sister! Of course, the buddy gets mad and yells he's gonna kill Johnny. It's funny because it's so outta pocket and unexpected. You probably wouldn't understand cuz your sense of humor is still stuck on knock-knock jokes.