Can jokes
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:
"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"
Memes
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!