Can jokes
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Memes
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.