Can jokes
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.