Can jokes
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Memes
Quite true
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
He jizzes canned cheese.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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