Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull. So, this chick asks Jesus for his digits, right? But Jesus ain't handing out no phone numbers. Instead, he tells her to just pray if she wants to chat. It's funny because, like, praying is how you talk to God, so Jesus is being cheeky and telling her to talk to him through prayer instead of a phone. Also you're on reddit.
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