Tuna Fish jokes

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

He was rotten to the albacore.

What's the difference between a fish and a car?

You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3

What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?

Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.

What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?

Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?