Call jokes
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
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Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.