Call jokes

What do you call a group of children who go on strike?

A minor's strike.

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.

What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?

None fave. Foch heads.

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

What do you call a pig at the beach?

Bacon.

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?

Chew-chew train! Hee hee!

What do you call a dick with three eyes?

Preston.

What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?

Anglosaxon.

What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?

The cream of the crop.

What's the special part of town called? Downtown.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.