Call jokes
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.