Call jokes
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.