When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Call Jokes
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
