Call jokes
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.