Call jokes
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Memes
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."