Call jokes

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.

So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.

What do you call a person with only one arm?

Half-assed.

What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?

Johnny Cash.

What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?

A god.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.

What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.

What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?

GAY

What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.

What do you call a pole dancer?

A stripper.

How do asses communicate?

Through booty calls!

What do you call a smart booty?

A wise-crack!

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

What do you call an autistic daughter?

Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.

What do you call an underwater maid?

A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂

What's an orphan family photo called?

Selfie.

What do you call lesbians having sex?

My cheating dyke ex-wife!