Call jokes
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.