Call jokes
What do you call a room with no doors?
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)