Call jokes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
Memes
Guys is this normal?
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.