Call jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)