Call jokes
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
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