Call jokes
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)