What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Call Jokes
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
