Call jokes

What do you call an STD?

Elenji.

What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?

A T-ex.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

What do you call a cow that has been shot?

Holy cow!

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgi Potty.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?

Bi-Polar.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?

A mixtape chef.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.