Call jokes
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call a door? A floor.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.