Call jokes
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Memes
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.