Call jokes

If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

What do you call New York City?

A human zoo.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?

Ground beef.

From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Why is he called Stephen Hawking?

Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.

What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.

What do you call a movie about an orphan?

The Bat Man.

What do you call a lion as a baby?

Cocota

What do you call a dipshit?

A Charlie.

What do you call a house with no one living inside?

An orphan house.

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