Call jokes
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.