Call jokes
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Memes
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
My friend had a drink called Quick Start, so I said, "That's a quick start to the morning!"
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.