Call jokes
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.