What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
Call Jokes
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
