Call jokes
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Memes
lollll
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!