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Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
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What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.