Call jokes
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.