Call jokes
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!