Call jokes
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
Memes
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.