Call jokes
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.