Call jokes
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.