Call jokes

What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?

Tamaleto.

What do you call a reverse exorcism?

It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

What do you call a fat duck?

Donald Duck.

What do kids call a balanced meal?

A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD

I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.

How do you call a Goth with feelings?

Emomotional.

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

Why is Biden a priest?

So kids call him father.

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call a bald Mexican?

A huevo.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

What do you call a funny chicken?

A comedi-hen!

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.