Call jokes
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Memes
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.