Call jokes
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.