Call jokes
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.