Call jokes
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
That one stupid kid in class :
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!