Call jokes
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
Memes
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.