Call jokes
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."