Call jokes
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.