Call jokes
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
There was a guy called John.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.