Call jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Memes
What do you call a can opener that doesnât work?
A canât opener!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.