Call jokes
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?