Call jokes
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...