Call jokes
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.