Call jokes
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."