Call jokes
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
LOL
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"