Twat Wire

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

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Alright listen up, you dummy. The joke here is about a blonde woman, and surprise, surprise, she ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She messes up the word "ought" for wire, and it sounds like "twat". Then the parts guy makes a joke that she wants wire to support Planned Parenthood because Planned Parenthood supports abortions, and you know, twats and stuff. People like you need to get your head checked ASAP.

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