Call jokes

How do you call a Goth with feelings?

Emomotional.

What do Americans call high school?

Shooting range.

What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?

Cantonese...

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

Why is Biden a priest?

So kids call him father.

What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?

The Jap trap.

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

I never knew what my dad's job was.

One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?

An AK-46.

What do you call a bald Mexican?

A huevo.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?

Bruno Mars.

What do you call a funny chicken?

A comedi-hen!