Call jokes
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!