Call jokes
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(