Call jokes
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Memes
If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
An old man gets a call from the IRS.
The man on the phone says, “We’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly, and we gotta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” The old man thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.
The next day the old man and his lawyer show up to the IRS office, and the man there says, ”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” The man replies, ”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this! I bet you 10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. He then says, ”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I bet you 20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute and realizing the man isn’t blind, takes the bet. The old man takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye. He then says, ”Alright, last chance. I bet you 50,000 I can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible, so takes the bet. The man unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agent’s desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “Haha! I got you now!” But the man's lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands, and says, “He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”