Call jokes
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
Memes
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?