Call jokes

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

Why do orphans love role-plays?

Because they can call someone "daddy."

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?

Ground beef.

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

What do you call an annoyed octopus?

Octopissy.

Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?

A: Udderly destroyed.

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

What do you call a funny drink?

Punch!