Call jokes
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...