Call jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."