Call jokes
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!