Wildfire jokes
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
What do you call California when itโs having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
Build a man a fire, and heโll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and heโll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
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The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
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THE PLAN:
Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."
Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect oโฆ Read more