Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
