Call jokes
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
My friend had a drink called Quick Start, so I said, "That's a quick start to the morning!"
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌