Call jokes

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

There was a guy called John.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?

She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.

Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!

What do you call a crappy circumcision?

A rip-off.

What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn't!

What do you call a bad joke?

A bad Noah!

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You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.

What do you call a broken chicken?

A broken chicken.

A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"