Call jokes
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a?
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.