Call jokes

What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?

The Jap trap.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

What do you call a clock on a belt?

A waist of time.

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"

Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"

Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!

What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"

What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?

A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.

All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

What do you call a lesbian on a bike?

A dyke...

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.