Call jokes
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? - Carlos.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.