Call jokes

Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?

No, it screeches.

All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

What do you call a lesbian on a bike?

A dyke...

Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

There was a guy called John.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."