Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
the hoppital
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick!
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Q. what do you give a sick lemon
A.lemon Ade
Q- What will we give to a sick lemon? A- Lemon aid.
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
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What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect two pals of water one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get I’m sick af from these stories
Where do sick boats go? -- The dock!
Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr* On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?
ill-eagle! 😂
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." -- Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
