Call jokes
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.