Call jokes
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.