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Bro

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Man

What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?

Geo dude.

Memes

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Blonde girl

Blonde

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

Insert

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

Syndrome

Down Syndrome

What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.

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    • Class

    I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

    I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

    She said, "She was a little tardy."

    I asked her, "I thought they all were."

    Movie

    Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

    They're calling it Finding Emo.

    Cunt

    I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

    BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

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    • Harry Potter

    So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

    We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

    Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

    Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

    Diver

    What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.