Call jokes
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call a PEIS?
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.