Call jokes
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.