Call jokes
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?