Call jokes
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.