Call jokes
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.