God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Call Jokes
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
