Call jokes
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Memes
Shits about to go down
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. ππ€£
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)