Call jokes
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.