Call jokes
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Memes
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.