Call jokes
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.