Call jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.