Call jokes
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.