Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Call Jokes
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a soda canβs dad? Pop!
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
