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Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.