Call jokes
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Memes
Me too ppl when they call my bestie bestie
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.