Call jokes
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Memes
Me too ppl when they call my bestie bestie
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.