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Dolphin

    • A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

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    • Parody

    • Students across America have been spotted playing a parody of the horror game Five Nights at Freddy’s called “7 Hours at Chi Phi”.

    Call memes

    Emergency

    • "911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

    “I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

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    • Anniversary

    • Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...

    J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*

    A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.

    Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo

    What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?

    A DG (dee gay)

    What does lava use when it can't walk properly?

    A volCANEo

    What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?

    They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)

    What is Satan's favorite DJ?

    MarshHELLo

    What do neck breakers use?

    Snapchat

    What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?

    Instagraham crackers

    Is this the last joke?

    No

    What is similar between a dog and my ex?

    They are both commonly known as bitches

    What number has a flu from a pig?

    Nine flu (swine flu)

    What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?

    BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Who is the best anime girl?

    Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank

    Why did Sally get caned?

    Because old men hurriCANED.

    That was all

    OR WAS IT?

    Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)

    School

    • In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"

    Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."

    Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"

    Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"

    The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"

    The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."

    The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"

    "Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"

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    • Drug

    • Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

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    • Poem

    • In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.

    With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.

    Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.

    Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.

    Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.

    They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.

    Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.

    Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.

    Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.

    In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.

    And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.

    Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.

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    • Swing

    • Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

    Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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    • Emo kid

    • What do you call a group of Emo kids?

    Suicide Squad.

    What jumps and never let's go?

    An Emo kid.

    I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

    Dead.

    Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

    The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.