Call jokes

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

What do you call a one-legged China man?

Ty Whon Shu.

Why do orphans love role-plays?

Because they can call someone "daddy."

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?

Ground beef.

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!

What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?

Hippo-POT-amus!

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

What do you call a funny drink?

Punch!

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.