Call jokes
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."