Call jokes
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."