Call jokes
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Memes
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.