Call jokes
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Memes
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"