Call jokes
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.