Call jokes
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.