Call jokes
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.