Call jokes
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.