Call jokes
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.