Call jokes
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.