Call jokes
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Memes
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!