Call jokes
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Memes
Oop- get called out
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.