Call jokes
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Memes
When he shares screen on call
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.