Call jokes
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.