Call jokes
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.