Call jokes
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Memes
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”