Call jokes
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!