Call jokes
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?