Call jokes
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.