Call jokes
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Memes
Shits about to go down
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.