Call jokes
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Memes
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Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.