Call jokes
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?