What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Call Jokes
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
