Call jokes
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Memes
Maid Outfit
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.