Call jokes
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!