Call jokes
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!