Call jokes
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.