Call jokes
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: βASPERGERβSβ
I donβt call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.