Call jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.