What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
Call Jokes
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
