Call jokes
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.