Call jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Memes
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.