Call jokes
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Memes
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.