Call jokes

What do you call gay parents?

Poly.

What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?

What do you call a nerd in space?

A space nerd.

What do you call someone that no one loves?

An orphan.

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

What do you call a picture of an orphan?

A family photo.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

What do you call a terrible bus company?

Stagecoach Highlands.

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.