Call jokes
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.