Call jokes
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.