Call jokes
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Memes
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.