Call jokes
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!