Call jokes

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.

Eggy joke for all to enjoy!

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

What do you call an octopus on land?

A spider, duh!

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

What do you call a Spanish toilet?

Elton John.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.