Call jokes
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.