Call jokes
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround