Call jokes
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
Memes
wtf is my fyp
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!