Call jokes
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
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Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.