What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
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Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
