Call jokes
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.