Call jokes
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Memes
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.