There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Millie's Chase
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, chucklehead. This ain't rocket science. Some bozo is tryna be all coy, telling a chick named Millie that she gotta catch him if she really digs him. It's like a playground game, but with slightly more awkward flirting. You probably think that's smooth, huh? Newsflash: you wouldn't know smooth if it slapped you in the face, which, knowing you, it probably has.