Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Call Jokes
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
