Call jokes
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Memes
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.