Call jokes
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Memes
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.