Call jokes

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?

Ground beef.

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

Why do orphans love role-plays?

Because they can call someone "daddy."

What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.

What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.

What do you call an adopted orphan?

Wanted.

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

What do you call an annoyed octopus?

Octopissy.