Call jokes
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.