Call jokes
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.