Call jokes
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.