Call jokes
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.