Call jokes
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
lol anons are idiots
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A Gaelic
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.