Call jokes
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.