Call jokes
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!