Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Call Jokes
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
