Call jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.