Call jokes
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Memes
dum asses
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.