Call jokes
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.