Call jokes
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.