Call jokes
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Memes
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!