What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Call Jokes
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
