Call jokes

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

What do you call a picture of an orphan?

A family photo.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

What do you call a terrible bus company?

Stagecoach Highlands.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

What do you call a Spanish toilet?

Elton John.

What do you call gay parents?

Poly.

What do you call a nerd in space?

A space nerd.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.