Call jokes
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.