Call jokes
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.