Call jokes
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.