Call jokes
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation, and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going, he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day, you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down..."
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!