Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Call Jokes
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
