Call jokes
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Memes
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.