Call jokes
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
Memes
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."