Call jokes
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”