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Tool

    • Some dude called me a tool.

    So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

    Guess he was right :/

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    • Call memes

    Child

    • Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

    Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

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    • Orphan

    • What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

    Someone: Ugly?

    Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

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    • Drug

    • Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

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    • Aclu

    • Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.

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    • Gay Man

    • What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.

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