Call jokes
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ππ
What do you call a night person? A night owl π¦ who is up all night, lol!
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Memes
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
His new music video has been leaked. Itβs called βLiving in a Tree.β
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."