Call jokes
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Memes
dum asses
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!