Call jokes
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.