Call jokes
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."