Call jokes
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Memes
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
What time do you call me tomorrow?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"