Call jokes
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
kayla?
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a lesbian? Me.