Guardian

Guardian Jokes

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth

Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept

I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone but only one is home.

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”