Guardian jokes
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.