Call jokes
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!