Call jokes
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Memes
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What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!