Call jokes
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of working girls. Call girls. Hookers. Prostitutes. And the association is a long one, going back to the very earliest legends which place St. Nick as a Greek bishop in Myra, Lycia in what is now the Turkish Mediterranean - three centuries after Christ.
Saint Nicholas is notable primarily for giving secretly to the poor, and supposedly the first to benefit were three young ladies whose poor father couldn't afford wedding or dowry to marry them off - destining them instead to a life of prostitution. St. Nick supposedly threw a bag of gold through the window to pay for the wedding but, by the third attempt, the poor father was watching to determine the identity of the anonymous benefactor. Santa outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of coins down the chimney.
So, whenever you see Santa, he always travels with his three favourite sex workers - who seemingly never grow old. On a quiet, still Christmas night you can even hear him call them.
Ho! Ho! Ho! And to all a good night.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.