Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ
LGBBQ
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan! -
Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman... a kinder-egg suprise!!!!!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones's lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill"
Josh : What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called ??
Daniel : isn’t it the women ?
Josh : oh yes that’s right
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
a baked potato
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
why did the orphan call Mr smith daddy, because he put her in the vices and tort her a lesson about virginity
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time