Call jokes
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
Memes
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.