Call jokes
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Memes
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!