Call jokes
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.