If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No-body nose.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh
disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
What do you call a bee that produces milk, booby.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
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What do you call a gay woman? I dont know
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi
What do you call a devil texting you Travelers on the way😈🤣
What do you call a protest that gets crowded
Human trafficking
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
why do lincoln like Ronnie anne she is the only one that calls me lamo.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
a galiminus.
What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist.
