Call jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Memes
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking."
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!