What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, itβs called a loaded potato. π₯΄π¦΄π¨π₯
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
What do you call an animal that knows karate?? Moose Lee ππ
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a depressed tree? A wood cutter
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
What do u call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick Sucks-alota-cocka sorass
I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
