Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Call Jokes
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
