Call jokes
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.