Call jokes
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Memes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.