What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh
What do you call a devil texting you Travelers on the way😈🤣
Have you heard about the new cereal? It's called "Prostituties". They don't snap, crackle or pop, but they sure do bang!
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call 2 Latinos playing baseball hwone on hwone
what do u call a tall affluent person-a big success
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No-body nose.
What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth? Filipino
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
what do you call two lesbians in a closet. A liquor cabinet
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy
