Call jokes
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Blitz: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I’m gonna..."
Vortex: "You'll do what?"
Blitz: "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!"
*Silence, then Verosika/me, Blitz, and Vortex bust into laughter. And then back to seriousness*
Verosika/me: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." *leaves and flips Blitz off* "Ta-ta fuck stain."
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.