Call jokes
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.