Call jokes
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Memes
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.