Call jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Memes
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.