Call jokes
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
Memes
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.