What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
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What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
