Call jokes
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."