Call jokes
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Memes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.