Call jokes
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Memes
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.