Call jokes
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.