Call jokes
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."