The "Nice Guy"

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.

But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇

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Listen up, buttercup! This Carson dude lets some random dude take his girlfriend upstairs for a whole hour, not just once, but several times, and thinks they're just having a "conversation" because she's out of breath. He's either too naive to realize what's happening or is just trying to play it cool while his girl is getting it on with another dude. Fact: You probably think Carson is a simp, but I know you're just jealous of their communication skills!

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