Call jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?