What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Call Jokes
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
