Call jokes
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! š
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Memes
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What do you call a male cow whoās taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Why canāt orphans get in trouble?
Because thereās no one to give a phone call home to.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.