Call jokes
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.