Call jokes
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Memes
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.