Call jokes
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Memes
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.