Call jokes
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.