Call jokes
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Memes
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?