What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water
An H2hoe
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
A Man Gets Captured By Cannibals Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite.. just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
