Call jokes
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.