Call jokes
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.