A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Captured By Cannibals
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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about a dude who gets nabbed by cannibals, right? These dudes are poking him with spears and using his blood for their meals. The dude is annoyed and tells the chief he is tired of getting stuck, as in stabbed, for drinks. It's funny because he is making a pun about his awful situation.