What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
Call It Jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
God: Ok, so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look from being born to preteen.
Satan: (slides in) I’ll take over for you, pops.
God: I dunno... this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system.
Satan: Don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18!
God: Hmm... I’m still not- (Gets a call on his phone) Shoot, I got to take this. (Answers call) Don’t touch anything, Lucifer! (Walks away)
Satan:.......(just touches lightly, and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away)
God: (rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!
God: (tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) Fuck me........
God:....(sighs) Fine, it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
