Call it jokes
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.