What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Call It Jokes
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
