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Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”

Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”

Patient: “Right around the entrance.”

Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”

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    • Why does new pavement smell like butt?

    In other words you can also call it asphalt.

    Ass-phalt.

    What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

    A walkie-Torquay.

    He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

    She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

    When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

    When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

    J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.

    Guy: Oh, what is it?

    J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.

    Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?

    I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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    • What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.

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