Call it jokes

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.