Call it jokes

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.

But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

What do you call a bitch?

You call it a female dog.

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.